Henz's Throne Review

In the ever-expanding theme park of toiletry excellence that is the House of Henz & Di, a bold new attraction has opened its doors: the Downstairs Loo – or as I now fondly call it, “Throne Room: Chapter II.”

Though slightly more compact than its upstairs sibling, this water closet is no less regal. One enters to the warm embrace of a towel warmer – a radiant blessing for the cold hands in Yorkshire winters. Above, a stylish floating shelf cradles a sophisticated reed diffuser, quietly working overtime as the aromatic guardian of the space. Flanking it like loyal bathroom sentinels? Two cheerful succulent-headed cartoon humanoids, peering out with leafy confidence.

In the corner, a cascading fern brings a whisper of Elven forest magic, while a chrome mixer tap over a petite but perfectly formed sink delivers effortless handwashing elegance. The mirror above reflects not only one’s face but one’s deep gratitude for such hospitality.

But it’s not all tradition. This is a room for the modern user. A sleek, silicone toilet brush stands proud - a nod to the future, a wink to space-age sanitation. It shows that Henz & Di are not only preserving the old ways but boldly innovating. Think Victorian values meet sci-fi hygiene.

And finally, the pièce de résistance: the pyrography plaque - “Henz’s Throne, Est. 2025.” Produced by a reknowed local artist (who fiercely avoids the temptations of the wild and glittery pyrography scene), this exquisite wood-burned homage now sits atop the toilet roll holder like a sacred relic. Its craftsmanship alone could elevate a motorway service station; here, it turns an already spiritual cubicle into a Temple of Cleanliness.

In many ways, Henz & Di’s home is reminiscent of the original Disneyland in Anaheim - charming, imaginative, and built with heart. When it opened in 1955 on just 85 humble acres, few could have predicted the empire of wonder it would become. So too with this house. What began as a lovely home has blossomed into a curated kingdom of comfort, hospitality, and joyful surprises. The latest addition, the downstairs toilet, is merely the next step in an ever-growing Bathroomland Resort. One can only imagine what future expansions may hold: a urinal symphony room, a guest bidet suite, a singing soap dispenser animatronic experience?

We wait with breathless excitement, but not with held noses.

Bravo, Henz & Di. Bravo.
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