Henz's Throne Review

Ladies and gentlemen, I am thrilled to report a monumental upgrade to the lavatorial experience at Henz’s house. Following my previous visit and constructive feedback (delivered with only the purest of intentions), a transformation has taken place—one so profound that I feel obligated to return and re-review this now elevated restroom experience.

Firstly, let us acknowledge the true hero of this revolution: the newly acquired toilet brush. Nestled in an elegant light taupe holder, it now stands as a silent but powerful guardian, ensuring that no “streakers” shall ever again desecrate this pristine bowl. It is a game-changer, a beacon of cleanliness, and a testament to the household's commitment to continuous improvement.

But Henz and Di didn’t stop there. Oh no. They took this as an opportunity to curate an entire bathroom aesthetic. A matching soap dispenser and toothbrush holder now grace the space, bringing cohesion and sophistication. And to anchor this stunning tableau? A small flat pedestal, the pièce de résistance, serving as both a functional and decorative flourish.

This is no longer just a bathroom—it is now a sanctuary. A space of serenity, reflection, and hygiene perfection. If this bathroom were a restaurant, it would have earned its Michelin star. If it were a hotel, you’d be paying a premium to experience it.

I can now say, without hesitation, that Henz’s Throne Room has ascended to its rightful place among the great lavatories of our time.

Would I return? I’d book a weekend stay.

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