Henz's Review

I recently had the privilege of visiting my mate Henz’s new house and, naturally, had to put his lavatory to the ultimate test. The porcelain throne itself? A solid piece of craftsmanship—comfortable, well-positioned, and boasting an admirable flush. The ambience? Pleasant, with a fresh scent and decent lighting—ideal for deep contemplation.

However, there is one glaring omission: a toilet brush.

Now, I understand that his lovely partner finds the sight of one offensive, but without this crucial tool, the toilet is left vulnerable to the dreaded "streakers." Despite my best efforts, I fear I may have left behind some unwanted artistic contributions. A Michelangelo of the bowl, if you will.

Overall, a fine lavatorial experience but tragically let down by the lack of essential aftercare equipment. If a toilet brush were to be introduced, I’d happily upgrade this review to a full 5 stars.

Would I return? Yes. But only with my own emergency brush in hand.

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#BYOB (Bring Your Own Brush)
#StreaksOfShame
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