Spills without thrills. Not good enough.
The sink has two heights, the higher of which is enough for a child to use. So why discriminate them with the other?! Bastards
The soap is trying to escape the tank. Why? Is it in fear of something?
The toilet wasn’t checked at six o’clock. The only excuse I can think of for this is some work time nookie. Does peter work here?
Otherwise, dryer was something special. I could even see my own face in it. I haven’t had a blow as intense as that in a while.